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normalontheoutside:

outstealingashtrays:

normalontheoutside:

outstealingashtrays:

I logged off Skype and blocked Facebook so that I would actually update my fic but I didn’t have the heart to block tumblr and here I am: An autobiography.

You could talk to meeeeeee

In what way does this get my fic written.

Do you have a Skype?

I do not have a Skype. Should I have a Skype?

It doesn’t help you get your fic written. But it does reinforce a thing that makes us happy.

Courtney I need you to go get a Skype look here’s the link: http://www.skype.com/en/download-skype/skype-for-computer/

It’s free go now.

the meantime

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the moment of realization that your quintessential self isn’t going to show up, which forces the role to fall upon the understudy, the gawky kid for whom nothing is easy, who spent years mouthing their lines in the wings before being shoved into the glare of your life, which is already well into its second act.

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

(Source: ollielephant)

daisykettering:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

(Source: theicelandicmountaindaisy)

normalontheoutside:

outstealingashtrays:

I logged off Skype and blocked Facebook so that I would actually update my fic but I didn’t have the heart to block tumblr and here I am: An autobiography.

You could talk to meeeeeee

In what way does this get my fic written.

Do you have a Skype?

misandrist:

Stop acting like autism is a disgusting contagious disease that needs to be eradicated. The only “awareness” that autism needs is called respect and acceptance. If you think you’re helping autistic people by pitying them - newsflash: you’re not.

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum)

I logged off Skype and blocked Facebook so that I would actually update my fic but I didn’t have the heart to block tumblr and here I am: An autobiography.

Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.

- Kat  (via aranrhod)

(Source: scootaloo-pootaloo)

kittyprude:

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing

ex: molly hayes + sleeping

celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be so loved